The International Society of Super-villains open up the mailbag to find the following:

I have my one year review coming up. At this time my bosseseses will offer me a raise [or not, or fire me, one of the three]. I know that if they offer me a raise it will not be big enough. What are some good ways to negotiate a higher raise?

Go to ISS and read their super-villain tips for an employee review.