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Hope Is Lost – Evil Inc by Brad Guigar 20141202

Elastic Man: I’ve heard of being overwhelmed by desire, but this is ridiculous!

Miss Match: Elastic Man! That’s it!

…I want you to think of every person you’ve ever had the hots for!

Elastic Man: Every one? Could we narrow it down to the ‘A’s?

Miss Match: I didn’t have you pegged as a baseball fan!

Elastic Man: In my opinion, it’s the best kind of fan to be pegged as.

Miss Match: FANTASIZE! Fantasize as if your life depended on it!

Elastic Man: You can count on me! All hope is LUST!