Iron Dragon: I want you to know that I’m going to do what it takes to prove to you — and to the baby — that I have what it takes to be an amazing father.
…I want this.
…And I’m gonna be the most baseballpthrowin’, lawn-mowin’, teddy-bear-fixin’, late-night-advice-givin’ man you’ve ever seen.
Desdemona: Oh, my gosh, I am so ATTRACTED to you right now.
Iron Dragon: Really…?
…What’s that in your ear?
Desdemona: If it’s a nickel, you’d better brace yourself…