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Spoiled Kids – Evil Inc 20150114

Iron Dragon: Are you sure you did the test right?

Desdemona: No, I cheated on the test. I copied off someone else’s uterus.

Iron Dragon: Laugh all you want, but this thing is only 99% accurate.

You may not be entirely pregnant!

Desdemona: But you’re entirely a dumbass.

Iron Dragon: You’d better deliver early. It expires in eight months!

Desi: Oh, god. Whatever you have, please let it skip a generation.

Iron Dragon: Laugh all you want!

That’s you you get spoiled kids!