Spoiled Kids – Evil Inc 20150114
Iron Dragon: Are you sure you did the test right?
Desdemona: No, I cheated on the test. I copied off someone else’s uterus.
Iron Dragon: Laugh all you want, but this thing is only 99% accurate.
You may not be entirely pregnant!
Desdemona: But you’re entirely a dumbass.
Iron Dragon: You’d better deliver early. It expires in eight months!
Desi: Oh, god. Whatever you have, please let it skip a generation.
Iron Dragon: Laugh all you want!
That’s you you get spoiled kids!