TRANSCRIPT:

Narration: The Kremlin. Mid-morning.

(Spoken from inside the Kremlin): <Stand aside! Your leader has been replaced by an android double — placed by an alien multi-galactic conglomerate!>

Armed Russian guards face down a trio of heroes (including Mr. Invincible, Lather Lad and the Typographer).

Russian guard: <Actually, that explains a lot… right this way…>

Second guard: <In Communist Russia, YOU replace ROBOT!>

Off-panel: NYET!!