Stuck in the elevator
a lot of crust
Failure to lunch
Thai breaker
lunch broken
Measuring up
Elf Help
Candy Cane smell
Santa’s elves have jingle balls
Santa’s elves moonlight for the NSA
A master’s in meisters
Oliver’s on the Naughty List
bell curve
the right to be wrong
mining rights
“I can’t feel my legs”
a string around your finger (or a rope around your neck)?
the opposite of belated… “elated”?
turn-down service
Not for a lack of trying
Know thyself
The Perfect Man
The answer was inside you all along
Be yourselves
Dog is love
Your luck has run out
A hopeless semantic
Easy to love
On Again Off Again Relationship
I could drink Canada Dry
Love potion antidote
Naked pictures of waitresses
A lot of explaining to do
Misery loves company… except when it doesn’t
Iron Dragon’s greatest hits … misses — which may turn this Miss into a Mrs.
Elastic man’s proposal
Hall Monitor
Wardrobe malfunction
Spoiler’s asterisks
Spoilers ahead…
Wing Around the Collar
The Shoulder Devil always wins
Love Potion Number 9 (Gallons)
Baked BADS
Walter White is… Baking Bread
Hey! It’s Enrico Palazzo!
Happy anniversary
Tube little, tube late
The big (toothpaste) squeeze
Squeezing from the “bottom”
Dr. Tock – Personnel File
Halloween treat
Let’s do the space warp again
Dr. Strange cosplay tips
It’s better to give and to receive
Bobbing for apples or…?
Personnel File: Lou Cifer
Halloween costumes for couples
cross-dressing superheroes
Oliver’s trick for treats
Space warp
Halloween party prep
Personnel File: Beez
Front page nudes
Your parents’ sex tape
Sex advice from your dad
Drive-by sexting
Parent code
Personnel File: Dr. Arthur Culate
The pen is mightier
50 Shades of Grade-A sexting
Auto correct
Texts from Dad
This S-P-E-L-L-S trouble
The Price of Magic
In This Economy
The magic-word economy
Incantations with a lisp
Say the magic word
Messiah Complex
Relatively speaking
President of the Optimist Club
The Moment is at Hand
Demon Begone
Status upgrade
paper covers rock
The peace of paper
The Memo’s Revelation
Follow the Memo
Memo’s jig is up
Travelling coach
Make it rain
Morning excorsize
Pox East
Coming right up
Memo’s Ascension
Memo’s third miracle
The Memo’s second miracle
Memo’s first miracle
Catholic school girls