Buried Treasure – Evil Inc by Brad Guigar 20141031

Miss Match: I-It CAN’T be… but it IS!

— Captain Scarr; Space Pirate!

Captain Scarr: Aye, in the flesh.

Elastic Man (melting into a puddle): …the taut, tanned flesh…

Miss Match: Were you sent to rescue us?

Capt. Scarr: I haven’t heard from Evil Inc since I was escorted off the planet.

…I’m here for one reason and one reason alone: