Transcript

Last week, Miss Match and Dr. Musikday unleashed a giant monster on the city — after a bit of a stumble…

Today, a group of ner’er-do-well former villains (and one hasbeen hero) receive their orders to stop the giant creature’s deadly rampage!

Transcript

Evil Inc: Nov. 12, 2024

Panel 1:

Narration box: Meanwhile...

TV news anchor: We have an update from Hana Takahashi, reporting from downtown.

Panel 2:

Hana Takahashi: I’m told this gang of villains-turned-heroes have been alerted to a gigantic monster lumbering towards the heart of the city. It’s toppling every building in its path.

Panel 3:

Hana Takahashi: Upon hearing this, Night Mayor turned to his teammates and said… "All right, gang, time to move out."

Panel 4:

TV news anchor: Does this mean we can expect these new heroes to swing into action?

Hana Takahashi: I’m… not sure…

All of the assembled superheroes are accessing familiar real-estate apps on their smartphones in an attempt to sell their houses before the monster destroys them.