Transcript

Evil Inc – March 20, 2025

By Brad J. Guigar

Panel 1

(Close-up of a passionate kiss between Lightning Lady and Angus the Minotaur.)

Panel 2
Angus: You've been pretty serious about taking things slow. What's going on here?

Panel 3

(Lightning Lady steps back seductively while Angus, in a green kilt, begins to lose his balance)
Lightning Lady: I dunno… Maybe it’s time we took things… faster.

(Sound effect: "trip")

Panel 4

(Angus trips and falls backward dramatically)
(Sound effect: "WHUMP")

Angus: I’m sorry. You have me a little off-kilter.

Panel 5

(Close-up of Angus on the ground, looking dazed)
(Lightning Lady stands confidently.)
Lightning Lady: Speaking of off-kilts… I might need to take that slow…