Evil Inc by Brad Guigar 20150106

Crying towel

Miss Match: Are you saying I planned on staying in the bathroom until you finished the dishes tonight?

Captain Heroic: Absolutely not.

I’m saying you do it every night.

Miss Match: I’m…

deeply… immensely hurt…

Captain Heroic: What are you looking for?

Miss Match: A towel.

For my tears

Captain Heroic slides open a drawer full of towels on the other side of the kitchen

Cap: *ahem*