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Customer Service – Evil Inc by Brad Guigar 20150225

Dr. Leonard: So… did you find out about your bonus?

Dr. Muskiday: Yes. All’s well that ends well.

Outsorcerered oracle: Is anyt’ing else I do for fly man?

Dr. Muskiday: Say, maybe I should subscribe to this oracle service…

Oracle: I happy tranz-fur call. Pleez not go.

Dr. Muskiday: On second thought, I’m not sure I want any more “outsorcered” service…

Customer Service: Salutations! This is customer service. Do I understand you’d like to place an order?