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Direct Deposit – Evil Inc by Brad Guigar 20150225

Dr. Muskiday: Thanks for catching me before I hit the pavement.

Evil Atom: Well… We JUST had it resurfaced.

Dr. Muskiday: I suppose I should consider THAT my bonus.

Evil Atom: What do you mean?

Dr. Muskiday: WHY DIDN’T I GET A BONUS THIS YEAR?!

Evil Atom: You did.

Since you were in Bermuda, I held onto it so it wouldn’t get left on your porch and stolen.

Dr. Muskiday: I have a direct deposit!

Evil Atom: Nothing to be ashamed of…

I caught you only about three feet from the ground.