TRANSCRIPT: Do the dishes

Evil Inc, Jan. 5, 2015

SITE NOTE: This is the first comic colored by Alex Heberling

Miss Match and Captain Heroic talk in the middle of a very dirty kitchen.

Miss Match: I’m applying for a new job opening at work, but I don’t know if I’m qualified.

Captain Heroic: what’s the job?

Miss Match: Estimator.

It seems like an impossible skill set.

I have to look at a project and do TWO THINGS…

…figure out how much it will COST…

…and how much TIME it will take.

Captain Heroic: Let’s talk about it while we do the dishes.

Miss Match: Start without me. I have to go to the bathroom.

Miss Match returns later… the kitchen is sparkling clean.

Miss Match: I’m back.

Captain Heroic: Say… how much did this dish detergent cost?

Miss Match: ‘Bout three-fifty. Why?

Captain Heroic: You’re hired.