More Than Fair – Evil Inc by Brad Guigar

Miss Match: So it’s settled. We’ll help you find the treasure and you’ll take us home.

Capt. Scarr: Deal.

…I’ll even split the treasure with you — half for you folks and half for me.

Amazing Amazon: That’s not EVEN! We have to split our half into fourths!

Capt. Scarr: OK… I’ll divide the entire treasure evenly among the four of you.

Elastic Mac: But what about you?

Capt. Scarr: Instead of taking half of the entire treasure, I’ll just split each of your SMALLER shares with you fifty-fifty.

Elastic Man: Gosh. That’s MORE than fair.

Miss Match: It certainly is.