TRANSCRIPT

Gold coins – Evil Inc by Brad Guigar 20141105

Miss Match: The old space pirate buried his treasure here?

Capt. Scarr: Aye. In a secret spot.

Capt. DeKay: Keep digging, you gravity-lubbers!

Space pirate: Why are we doing this?

First mate: Yeah! Why not just put it in a nice bank?

Scene switches to a bank lobby. A pirate is standing in front of a teller and the entire floor is littered with treasure chests slopping over with gold coins.

The teller points to a sign: “COINS MUST BE ROLLED.”