Hope is Lost
TRANSCRIPT
Hope Is Lost – Evil Inc by Brad Guigar 20141202
Elastic Man: I’ve heard of being overwhelmed by desire, but this is ridiculous!
Miss Match: Elastic Man! That’s it!
…I want you to think of every person you’ve ever had the hots for!
Elastic Man: Every one? Could we narrow it down to the ‘A’s?
Miss Match: I didn’t have you pegged as a baseball fan!
Elastic Man: In my opinion, it’s the best kind of fan to be pegged as.
Miss Match: FANTASIZE! Fantasize as if your life depended on it!
Elastic Man: You can count on me! All hope is LUST!
Since EL is pretty much immune to being squeezed to death, she is hoping he will think up so many people it will burst the room? Or overload whatever is creating those illusions?
Bust the walls down with the overwhelming power of LUST!!
No one else is concerned that R2D2 is among the illusions?
You mean you don’t fantasize about R2? What’s wrong with you?
After Professor Snape, Charles Bronson and Jughead Jones? No, not really.
Dang, Elastic Man is really flexible.
In his tastes, I mean.
He’s lost in lust, doesn’t know so much… Lost in luuuust!
Pablo so now you’ve done it I have Air Supply lyrics from the 70’s running around in my head…
Okay given music today that’s probably a good thing.