TRANSCRIPT

Mature Audiences – Evil Inc by Brad Guigar (Sept. 26, 2014)

Narration: Oglarch, the dark wizard of planet Con-El.

…divorces, dating… and increasingly desperate.

Young woman <holding a DVD of Jane Austen’s “Pride and Prejudice”>: Be mature! Jane Austen movies are wonderful!

Oglarch <to himself, as he musters an enchantment>: I must call upon the full sum of my eldrich powers. It will take everything I’ve got to avoid an evening of lace doilies and deadening subtext!

<The young woman is momentarily entranced>

Oglarch: In the interst of being mature, there’s an entire category of movies we may wish to peruse…!

<Meanwhile, back in the cave, with Miss Match and Elastic Man, the skeleton warriors — having lost their enchantment due to it being… redirected… fall to the ground, lifelessly.>