Transcript

Evil Inc, Jan. 2, 2025

Text at the top: "Meanwhile... in Miss Match's Villain Class..."

Panel 1:

Miss Match (standing in front of a whiteboard labeled "Supervillain Health: Sleep") speaks to a classroom of villainous characters seated at desks.

Miss Match: "Sleep boosts your immune system, supports good mental health, and it has been proven to improve your memory and cognitive function."

Panel 2:

Miss Match: "If you want to perform at your peak... you need to get enough sl—"

(She is interrupted by a loud snore coming from the class.)

Panel 3:

Miss Match stands with her hands on her hips, looking frustrated as the entire class is now asleep. A series of "Zzzz" sound effects fills the panel. Students include various colorful, inhuman characters slumped over desks or snoozing in their seats.

Miss Match (thought bubble): "I don’t know whether to be angry or proud."