Money Talks – Evil Inc by Brad Guigar 20150227

Dr. Muskiday: Waitaminit! When we needed help, we got someone who could barely communicate!

…But when I decided I might give you money

Customer Service: I’m sorry for your inconvenience…

If communication is an issue, I could switch to one of six languages… with four distinct dialects in each.

Dr. Muskiday: All of that, and we only had to wait on hold for three-eighths of a second…

Customer Service: Oh dear… That’s triple the usual wait time.

Dr. Muskiday: Money talks…

Dr. Leondard: In about two-dozen dialects, no less…