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Outsourcing – Evil Inc by Brad Guigar 20150220

Cauldren: Your call is very important to us. Please hold -><

Customer Service Oracle: Ha-low. t’ang yoo for wading.

Dr. Muskiday: That’s not an Oracle from the Nether Realm.

Dr. Leonard: E-excuse me… your accent… are you, perhaps, from the Drax Dimension.

Customer Service Oracle: Am Oracle ASSOCIATE.

From Texas.

…you all…

Pleez make request your welcome pleez

Dr. Leonard: Oh, dear… I was afraid of this…

Dr. Muskiday: WHAT?

Dr. Leonard: Outsorcering.