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Perform Surgery – Evil Inc by Brad Guigar (Sept. 30, 2014)

Mister Fabulous: I‘ve snapped off the shaft and stopped the bleeding, but the arrowhead is still embedded.

Amazing Amazon: Find Elastic man. He can turn himself into the instruments you need to operate.

…only don’t say “instruments.”

…or you’ll be performing surgery.

…Literally.

…with, like, an OBOE.

…my luck, I’ll end up with a tuba ligation.

…or a sax change.

…and then… no stitches… just one, big, BAND aid.

…By the All-Mother!

…PUNS?!

…I must have lost a lot of…

…a lot of…

Mister Fabulous: Blood?

Amazing Amazon: I was gonna say “self respect” but… yeah…