Ugh…I HATE those automatic paper dispensers. They never work right, and when they do, they either give you far too little paper to even use to make a margin doodle, or jam up and force you to dig in there with wet hands to pull out shreds…but that’s not the worst of these modern appliances. The WORST of the lot are the ultra-high volume hand dryers that blow the water directly through the pores of your skin and require industrial hearing protection just to operate for more than two seconds, am I right? I said, “Am I right?” What? Speak up!
Ugh…I HATE those automatic paper dispensers. They never work right, and when they do, they either give you far too little paper to even use to make a margin doodle, or jam up and force you to dig in there with wet hands to pull out shreds…but that’s not the worst of these modern appliances. The WORST of the lot are the ultra-high volume hand dryers that blow the water directly through the pores of your skin and require industrial hearing protection just to operate for more than two seconds, am I right? I said, “Am I right?” What? Speak up!