Prepaid – Evil Inc by Brad Guigar 20150219

Cauldren: Thank you for holding. All of our oracles are assisting other supplicants at this time…

Dr. Leonard: Oracle! I invoke thee!

Dr. Muskiday: Try beseeching! Beseeching works!

Dr. Leonard: I only have three beseeches left on my soul-provider’s plan.

Dr. Muskiday: Too bad this isn’t a brainwave transmitter. I have an unlimited theta plan.

… I can make hypnotic suggestions to anyone in my network.

Dr. Leonard: Do you have to make a weekly sacrifice?

Dr. Muskiday: Nah. That’s the best part.

… It’s pre-prayed.