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Put me out! – Evil Inc by Brad Guigar 20150223

Dr. Muskiday: The oracles are “outsorcering”?

Dr. Leonard: The use cheap labor with low-level magic training to handle a high volume of calls… *sigh*

…But that doesn’t mean we’ll get substandard service. many of these outsorcerers are very capable.

Dr. Muskiday: Oh, Oracle! Am I getting fired?

Outsorcerer: Thanks you, plees, for to calling.

…Is anything else I can assist to?

Dr. Muskiday <engulfed in flames>: EEK!

PUT ME OUT!

PUT ME OUT!

<Muskiday is transported to outside of the Evil Inc headquarters, several-dozen stories in the air.>

Outsorcerer: <from inside> Thank you, pleez.