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A werewolf walks up to a long line of werewolves.

Werewolf A: Excuse me… Am I in the right place for the Werewolf Rebellion?

Werewolf B: Yeah… The main battle is about six blocks to the west. But it’ll FEEL like forty-two.

Werewolf A: I’m kinda nervous. This is my first time.

Werewolf B: Don’t worry. It gets easier. Pretty soon, it’ll be like a walk in the park.

Werewolf A: Funny. That expression HITS DIFFERENT now, doesn’t it? — Is it always this hot??

Werewolf B: Try panting. It helps.

Werewolf A: I shouldn’t complain. In my human form, I had male-pattern baldness. NOW just look at me!

(Then scene widens, and we see Werewolf A from behind… and he has a bald butt.)

Werewolf B: Speaking of panting…