TRANSCRIPT:

William Tell – Sept. 11, 2014

Amazing Amazon: You’re down to one arrow, but all archers have something in common.

…a COMPULSIVE OBSESSION to prove their marksmanship.

<places the apple on her head>

You can’t NOT shoot this apple.

sfx: ShhhhUNK!

<arrow strikes Amazing Amazon>

Amazon: Y-You.re not the archer I took you for.

Xantak Yargh: Actually… I’m not the marksman you took me for…