Transcript
Evil Inc – March 13, 2025
Panel 1:
(Narration box:)
The following morning finds Angus in North Fairmount, stocking a safehouse at the request of his employer, the Lethal Librarian…
Angus:
Good morning, ma’am.
Mrs. Elliot:
Now I’ve seen everything! A TALKING COW!
Panel 2:
Angus (clears throat):
Ahem—I am a minotaur, ma’am.
Panel 3:
Mrs. Elliot:
Don’t you go stomping around in there! I have Hummels in the china closet!
Panel 4:
Angus (hesitant):
I… don’t… stomp…
Mrs. Elliot:
You’re brown. Does that mean you give chocolate milk?
Panel 5:
Angus:
That’s a myth, ma’am.
Mrs. Elliot:
Ok… So put me down for a quart of regular and a pint of heavy cream.
Panel 6:
(Angus stomps his hoof in frustration, making a loud THUMP sound.)
Angus (shouting):
I AM NOT A COW!
(A small sound comes from the background: Tinkle.)
Panel 7:
Mrs. Elliot (smirking):
If that’s the little girl feeding ducks, you’re in deep manure, bossy.

Comic Con 2007: Convention Report Part 2
The best part of any comic convention for me is alwys meeting people — whether they’re regular readers of the strip or newcomers. Here’s a few who were nice enough to pose for me.
As always, click on the photos to see full-sized pixelly goodness.



Just a word about that guy on the right. His name is David Oakes, and he’s a longtime reader of Evil Inc. He’s also an avid LEGO enthusiast. David has made Evil-Inc-themed LEGOs in the past, and I was thrilled to see him in San Diego — with some newly created additions to the series. He makes all of these figures by hand, altering and painting existing LEGO pieces. You can see a gallery of his word
here. In the photo to the right, you can see Captain Heroic, Miss Match and Dr, Haynus (in the jar in front of Miss Match.

And, yes, that good-looking LEGO to Cap’s left, in the VILF shirt, is me. I’ve been LEGOed! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a date with
LEGO Harley Quinn…