Chapter 16 | Page 7b: Cows for Alarm

Posted on March 13, 2025 by Brad Guigar

Transcript

Evil Inc – March 13, 2025

Panel 1:
(Narration box:)
The following morning finds Angus in North Fairmount, stocking a safehouse at the request of his employer, the Lethal Librarian…

Angus:
Good morning, ma’am.

Mrs. Elliot:
Now I’ve seen everything! A TALKING COW!

Panel 2:
Angus (clears throat):
Ahem—I am a minotaur, ma’am.

Panel 3:
Mrs. Elliot:
Don’t you go stomping around in there! I have Hummels in the china closet!

Panel 4:
Angus (hesitant):
I… don’t… stomp…

Mrs. Elliot:
You’re brown. Does that mean you give chocolate milk?

Panel 5:
Angus:
That’s a myth, ma’am.

Mrs. Elliot:
Ok… So put me down for a quart of regular and a pint of heavy cream.

Panel 6:
(Angus stomps his hoof in frustration, making a loud THUMP sound.)

Angus (shouting):
I AM NOT A COW!

(A small sound comes from the background: Tinkle.)

Panel 7:
Mrs. Elliot (smirking):
If that’s the little girl feeding ducks, you’re in deep manure, bossy.

Courting Disaster: July 27, 2007

Posted on July 31, 2007 by Brad Guigar

Courting Disaster


Courting Disaster, my weekly comic about sex, love, and relationships updates every Friday. You’ll laugh your pants off.

This week’s question:

Q: I’ve just graduated college. I’ve dated my high-school sweetheart for six years. We broke up briefly last spring, and then reunited. The ensuing months have been great. While I’m still usually disinterested in sex with him, I love him. Our course has been altered by a brilliant woman who has fallen in love with me. This woman and I have a lot in common. We think alike; we are good companions. We have made love. At first, I did it mainly because I was curious. But, the third time, I wanted to do it because I knew it would be good. Still, while I know I love her as a friend, I fear I do not love her romantically. I haven’t been completely honest with either of them, though I have tried. What should I do?

Go on over and offer some advice.