Transcript
Evil Inc – March 13, 2025
Panel 1:
(Narration box:)
The following morning finds Angus in North Fairmount, stocking a safehouse at the request of his employer, the Lethal Librarian…
Angus:
Good morning, ma’am.
Mrs. Elliot:
Now I’ve seen everything! A TALKING COW!
Panel 2:
Angus (clears throat):
Ahem—I am a minotaur, ma’am.
Panel 3:
Mrs. Elliot:
Don’t you go stomping around in there! I have Hummels in the china closet!
Panel 4:
Angus (hesitant):
I… don’t… stomp…
Mrs. Elliot:
You’re brown. Does that mean you give chocolate milk?
Panel 5:
Angus:
That’s a myth, ma’am.
Mrs. Elliot:
Ok… So put me down for a quart of regular and a pint of heavy cream.
Panel 6:
(Angus stomps his hoof in frustration, making a loud THUMP sound.)
Angus (shouting):
I AM NOT A COW!
(A small sound comes from the background: Tinkle.)
Panel 7:
Mrs. Elliot (smirking):
If that’s the little girl feeding ducks, you’re in deep manure, bossy.
Henchmen, Lackeys, Thugs & Goons: The Evil Inc Fan Club
I’ve become a big fan of Facebook.com, so I’ve decided that it’s the perfect place to host the Evil Inc Fan Club “
Henchmen, Lackeys, Thugs & Goons.” Go on over and sign up. You can get behind-the-scenes information about the strip as well as updates on my other comics like
Courting Disaster and
Phables.
This is the place to host discussions that I can’t have on the public site, for example, spoilers and top secret developments. You will be able to see early versions of upcoming book covers, advise me on convention appearances, and participate in all sorts of secret missions.
Of course, I’m still maintaining
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