Chapter 16 | Page 7b: Cows for Alarm

Transcript

Evil Inc – March 13, 2025

Panel 1:
(Narration box:)
The following morning finds Angus in North Fairmount, stocking a safehouse at the request of his employer, the Lethal Librarian…

Angus:
Good morning, ma’am.

Mrs. Elliot:
Now I’ve seen everything! A TALKING COW!

Panel 2:
Angus (clears throat):
Ahem—I am a minotaur, ma’am.

Panel 3:
Mrs. Elliot:
Don’t you go stomping around in there! I have Hummels in the china closet!

Panel 4:
Angus (hesitant):
I… don’t… stomp…

Mrs. Elliot:
You’re brown. Does that mean you give chocolate milk?

Panel 5:
Angus:
That’s a myth, ma’am.

Mrs. Elliot:
Ok… So put me down for a quart of regular and a pint of heavy cream.

Panel 6:
(Angus stomps his hoof in frustration, making a loud THUMP sound.)

Angus (shouting):
I AM NOT A COW!

(A small sound comes from the background: Tinkle.)

Panel 7:
Mrs. Elliot (smirking):
If that’s the little girl feeding ducks, you’re in deep manure, bossy.

Wizard World 2007 — Trend

Wizard World 2007 — Trend interview

Hayden Mitman did a fantastic piece on Wizard World Philly for Trend, an 800,000-circulation newspaper delivered throughout the Philly suburbs. The guy gave me some major-league props, devoting five paragraphs (yes, I counted) to our interview. He even included the Evil Inc URL.

He mentions the Eisner Award, the SPJ honor, Evil Inc, Phables, and Greystone Inn.

[TREND] “I started doing a comic called ‘Greystone Inn,’ and it evolved into ‘Evil Inc.’ I was doing it on the side. The Daily News didn’t even know I was doing it,â€? he said. “Now, along with the day job [at the Philadelphia Daily News], I work on it six days a week, but who needs sleep?â€? Check out this week’s Trend, hitting the streets today, for the entire thing, or read the PDF.