Transcript
[Panel 1] (At a nearby watering hole...)
Matt the Henchman: I don’t get it! You’re the highest-ranked hench in the biz! What’s got you down?!
[Panel 2] (Argus the Minotaur sighs, sitting at the bar with Matt, drinking beer.)
Argus the Minotaur: sigh I used to hench with a woman. She was… amazing.
[Panel 3] (Flashback of Argus thinking about the past.)
Argus the Minotaur (narration): I couldn’t bring myself to tell her how I felt about her because it woulda wrecked our working relationship.
[Panel 4] (Flashback continues.)
Argus the Minotaur (narration): When she got promoted, I left henching and just… kicked around for a while.
[Panel 5] (Another flashback, showing Argus sneakily capturing Lightning Lady from behind.)
Argus the Minotaur (narration): After years of trying to forget her, I decided to give it one more try.
[Panel 6] (Argus and Lightning Lady sit next to each other, playing video games.)
Argus the Minotaur (narration): Now I’m back where I started. I’m henching again, and she’s close enough to touch, but too far to hold.
*Caption: After a brief stint at the Silver Agency.
[Panel 7] (Back at the bar, Matt looks at Argus.)
Matt the Henchman: So… what? You’re just gonna suffer in silence?
[Panel 8] (Argus grins sadly.)
Argus the Minotaur: Trust me. You do not want to hear a minotaur suffer out loud.

Wizard World Philly Preview
Here’s a small taste of what’s in store for Philly as Wizard World sets up its tents next week.
[NJ.com] [Brian Michael] Bendis — the creative force behind several of the industry’s hottest-selling titles, including “New Avengers,” “Mighty Avengers” and “Ultimate Spider-Man” — will be the guest of honor at the sixth annual Wizard World Tour comic book and pop culture convention in Philadelphia.
“I’m excited,” Bendis says. “We’re going to pop some big news.”
The convention runs Friday, June 15, through Sunday, June 17, at the Philadelphia Convention Center, 1101 Arch St., in Center City. Read the
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I’ll be in Artist’s Alley doing convention sketches and selling copies of both Evil Inc collections, the Courting Disaster collection, the VILF shirts, lots ofother swag, and maybe even some original art.