Chapter 16 | Page 6b: Suffer in silence

Transcript

[Panel 1] (At a nearby watering hole...)
Matt the Henchman: I don’t get it! You’re the highest-ranked hench in the biz! What’s got you down?!

[Panel 2] (Argus the Minotaur sighs, sitting at the bar with Matt, drinking beer.)
Argus the Minotaur: sigh I used to hench with a woman. She was… amazing.

[Panel 3] (Flashback of Argus thinking about the past.)
Argus the Minotaur (narration): I couldn’t bring myself to tell her how I felt about her because it woulda wrecked our working relationship.

[Panel 4] (Flashback continues.)
Argus the Minotaur (narration): When she got promoted, I left henching and just… kicked around for a while.

[Panel 5] (Another flashback, showing Argus sneakily capturing Lightning Lady from behind.)
Argus the Minotaur (narration): After years of trying to forget her, I decided to give it one more try.

[Panel 6] (Argus and Lightning Lady sit next to each other, playing video games.)
Argus the Minotaur (narration): Now I’m back where I started. I’m henching again, and she’s close enough to touch, but too far to hold.
*Caption: After a brief stint at the Silver Agency.

[Panel 7] (Back at the bar, Matt looks at Argus.)
Matt the Henchman: So… what? You’re just gonna suffer in silence?

[Panel 8] (Argus grins sadly.)
Argus the Minotaur: Trust me. You do not want to hear a minotaur suffer out loud.

JLA Unlimited

Best Title in Comics: JLA Unlimited

I’ve been trying hard for the past several months not to post this next item, but I’m afraid it simply needs to be said.

JLA Unlimited is one of the top five monthly titles in comic stores today.

That’s right. That comic targeted to grade-schoolers. Better than New Avengers. Better than any of the X-titles. Better than Superman/Batman.

It’s on my reserve list because I get it for my four-year-old. Bedtime reading. Drives the wife nuts.

But… here’s the thing. It’s really, really good.

Every issue is a team-up involving different members of the Justice League — including obscure members such as the Crimson Avenger.

The stories? Nothing Earth-breaking. And thank goodness for that. With all of the multiverse/no-mulitverse/multiverse stuff going on in the DCU over the past couple years, Earth(s)breakingness is a matter of course these days.

But the stories are entertaining. Charming even. They clip right along and are clearly written from a heartfelt love of the history of DC comics.

And the art… The art is simply stunning. Simple, swift, strong linework. Solid composition. Good gosh, it’s a joy.

Check out the page from #33 featuring Stargirl. She’s absolutely gorgeous. And it’s not about Power-Girl-esque body dimensions. It’s about pose and posture and expression. It’s a higher level of illustration, people.

Stop wasting it on the kids, DC.