Transcript
[Panel 1] (At a nearby watering hole...)
Matt the Henchman: I don’t get it! You’re the highest-ranked hench in the biz! What’s got you down?!
[Panel 2] (Argus the Minotaur sighs, sitting at the bar with Matt, drinking beer.)
Argus the Minotaur: sigh I used to hench with a woman. She was… amazing.
[Panel 3] (Flashback of Argus thinking about the past.)
Argus the Minotaur (narration): I couldn’t bring myself to tell her how I felt about her because it woulda wrecked our working relationship.
[Panel 4] (Flashback continues.)
Argus the Minotaur (narration): When she got promoted, I left henching and just… kicked around for a while.
[Panel 5] (Another flashback, showing Argus sneakily capturing Lightning Lady from behind.)
Argus the Minotaur (narration): After years of trying to forget her, I decided to give it one more try.
[Panel 6] (Argus and Lightning Lady sit next to each other, playing video games.)
Argus the Minotaur (narration): Now I’m back where I started. I’m henching again, and she’s close enough to touch, but too far to hold.
*Caption: After a brief stint at the Silver Agency.
[Panel 7] (Back at the bar, Matt looks at Argus.)
Matt the Henchman: So… what? You’re just gonna suffer in silence?
[Panel 8] (Argus grins sadly.)
Argus the Minotaur: Trust me. You do not want to hear a minotaur suffer out loud.
Palmiotti and Grey talk Joker

As predicted here, Joker is indeed taking center stage in DC’s
Countdown series. ICN has an excellent interview with the two writers behind that series, Jimmy Palmiotti and Justin Grey.
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ICN]
This week the Joker is making his presence known. By now you’ve probably seen the buttons that say “Jimmy Olsen Must Die”? Well, the cover to this week’s issue features the Joker holding some of Jimmy’s personal effects. We’ll let you figure things out from there – actually we’ll let you bite your nails until you see what happens tomorrow. Joining us this week are the dynamic duo responsible for Countdown #50 – Jimmy Palmiotti and Justin Grey. The two took some time to answer our questions about the writing process, the Joker and what’s to come.According to several previews, Joker makes his Big Move in
Countdown #50, which hits stores today.
Read the entire interview
here.