Evil Inc – February 25, 2025
by Brad J. Guigar
Panel 1
(Exterior of an office building, music notes are floating out of a window.)
Caption: The following day...
Panel 2
(Inside the office, Miss Match looks distressed, covering her ears. Lightning Lady is also covering her ears. Through a glass window, Jeremy is seen playing a clarinet for Cassie Cruz, who sits at her desk.)
Miss Match: What’s that horrible noise?!
Panel 3
(Miss Match and Lightning Lady continue covering their ears in agony.)
Miss Match: Jeremy has been playing for Cassie for hours!
Panel 4
(Close-up of Miss Match and Lightning Lady, both wincing from the sound.)
Miss Match: This is terrible!
Lightning Lady: Tell me about it...
Panel 5
(Inside Cassie’s office, Jeremy enthusiastically plays the clarinet, with music notes filling the air. Cassie sits at her desk, looking unimpressed. A cobra in a basket, presumably meant to be charmed, looks just as miserable.)
Lightning Lady (off-panel, in a thought box): Just our luck we got a tone-deaf cobra!
New Courting Disaster Question
There’s a new question on the
Courting Disaster Web site.
My girl friend was only with 2 guys before me. One was her ex and the other was some guy she went home with from a bar. I’ve been with many women (some more married than others) so this shouldn’t be an issue. But for some reason I’m obsessed with finding out all the info I can about the guy she went home with. How aggressive was she, what songs they danced to, where they did it. All the stuff I know I shouldn’t want to know but I do. I’ve asked her a few things but she gets uncomfortable and I am usually left with more questions. Given my sexual history I know I have no right to be asking but I can’t help it. What should I do? — Jealous Gigolo
