Chapter 16 | Page 3a: A Strong Cup of Coffee

Transcript

Evil Inc – February 11, 2025
by Brad J. Guigar

Panel 1

(Caption: "The next morning…")
Cassie Cruz: Close the door behind you, Jeremy…

Panel 2

Cassie Cruz: For the past few weeks, it seems as if the superheroes have been using inside information to thwart our clients.

Panel 3

Jeremy: I’ve heard. We may have a mole.

Panel 4

Cassie Cruz: The employees think it’s me!
And they’re mad as hell!

Panel 5

Jeremy: That’s ridiculous.
This very morning, Desi wanted to bring you a hot cup of coffee as soon as you got to the office!
She even asked how you take it.

Panel 6

Jeremy: Did she make it strong enough?

Panel 7
Cassie Cruz:  I dunno… Let’s ask it.

(Cassie lifts an overturned bucket on her desk, revealing a coffee cup where the coffee has turned into a monstrous creature, growling and snapping.)

(Sound effects: "RAWR", "ARGH", "SMASH", "SNAP")

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