Transcript

Evil Inc comic (March 27, 2025):

Panel 1: (In a kitchen, Angus the Minotaur is cooking breakfast while Alternate-Universe Lightning Lady stands nearby in a t-shirt.)
Angus: "Morning, sleepyhead! How do you like your eggs?"
Alternate-Universe Lightning Lady: "Same as last night... Scrambled."

Panel 2: (Angus and Alternate-Universe Lightning Lady are standing close together, looking serious.)
Alternate-Universe Lightning Lady: "We should probably talk about last night."
Alternate-Universe Lightning Lady: "Yeah... I'll pitch in for a new dining room table."

Panel 3: Angus: "It's not that. I want to make sure you’re all right with... everything..."
Alternate-Universe Lightning Lady: "Angus, I..."

Panel 4: (The doorbell rings, and Alternate-Universe Lightning Lady looks surprised while Angus sighs.)
Alternate-Universe Lightning Lady: "Who could THAT be??"
Angus: "(Sigh) Probably the neighbor... I have a feeling we broke more than furniture last night..."

Panel 5: (Angus opens the door, speaking to someone outside.)
Angus: "Listen, lady... If this is about your Hummels, I’m afraid..."

Panel 6: (Standing in the doorway is Lightning Lady, dressed in a revealing superhero costume with blue gloves and a lightning bolt emblem on her chest—revealing that the woman inside with Angus is an alternate version of HER.)
Angus (staring in shock): "I'm afraid... I'm afraid..."