[Panel 1] (Caption: A few nights later, Angus checks in with his employer, the Lethal Librarian.) Angus: Yes, ma’am, I’m nearly finished stocking the safehouse.
[Panel 2] Angus (on the phone): You didn’t warn me about Mrs. Elliot. She thinks I’m a cow! She keeps insisting I leave quarts of milk on her front stoop.
[Panel 3] (Close-up of the Lethal Librarian on the phone, looking incredulous.) Lethal Librarian: That’s ridiculous! You don’t have udders!
[Panel 4] (Caption: "There was only one way to make her stop.") (Angus is seen sneaking up Mrs. Elliot’s stairs at night, placing bottles of white liquid on her doorstep.)
[Panel 5] (Lethal Librarian, shocked on the phone.) Lethal Librarian:Great Gutenberg’s ghost! You didn’t! Angus: I didn’t… but I’m putting her dairy bill on your account. (Angus is in the kitchen, pouring milk into bottles.)
[Panel 6] (Sound effect: knock knock*) Angus (on phone): I’ll call you back. (He turns toward the door.) Angus: Someone’s at the door.
[Panel 7] (Angus answers the door to see Lightning Lady standing outside.) Angus:LIGHTNING LADY!
Lightning Lady:You’ll never believe what your neighbor asked me to do…
From Scott Kurtz’s blog: It is with great pride that we announce the first season of PvP: The Animated Series. Starting in February 2007, PvP will be offered as an animated feature via the Web. Each month, via a subscription service, we’ll be delivering a new 4-6 minute episode. This is not your typical flash animation. These are traditionally 2D animated with professional voice actors all collaborating to bring the staff of PVP magazine to life for the first time.
The series premieres February 1, 2007. If you sign up between now and January 1, a year long subscription only costs you $19.95. Come 2007, a year-long subscription is $29.95 so be sure to sign up now and get the better deal.
Subscriptions are going to make or break this project, so you’d better get on board right now!
