Transcript
Evil Inc – March 18, 2025
by Brad J. Guigar
[Panel 1]
(Caption: A few nights later, Angus checks in with his employer, the Lethal Librarian.)
Angus: Yes, ma’am, I’m nearly finished stocking the safehouse.
[Panel 2]
Angus (on the phone): You didn’t warn me about Mrs. Elliot. She thinks I’m a cow!
She keeps insisting I leave quarts of milk on her front stoop.
[Panel 3]
(Close-up of the Lethal Librarian on the phone, looking incredulous.)
Lethal Librarian: That’s ridiculous! You don’t have udders!
[Panel 4]
(Caption: "There was only one way to make her stop.")
(Angus is seen sneaking up Mrs. Elliot’s stairs at night, placing bottles of white liquid on her doorstep.)
[Panel 5]
(Lethal Librarian, shocked on the phone.)
Lethal Librarian: Great Gutenberg’s ghost! You didn’t!
Angus: I didn’t… but I’m putting her dairy bill on your account.
(Angus is in the kitchen, pouring milk into bottles.)
[Panel 6]
(Sound effect: knock knock*)
Angus (on phone): I’ll call you back.
(He turns toward the door.)
Angus: Someone’s at the door.
[Panel 7]
(Angus answers the door to see Lightning Lady standing outside.)
Angus: LIGHTNING LADY!
Lightning Lady: You’ll never believe what your neighbor asked me to do…
Evil Inc Annual Report Volume Two
It’s finally ready! The
Evil Inc Annual Report, Volume Two is available for purchase through
Lulu.com!
The book does not have an ISBN or a bar code yet, so if you purchase the book right now, it will have a white square on the back cover where the bar code will eventually go.
I’ll be blogging more about this next week, but for now I’ll tell you the basics: It’s 81 pages — about a third longer than
Volume One — and it’s the same graphic-novelization of the daily comic strip concept I’ve done in previous books — meaning, I’ve taken the individualy panels of the daily strips and used them to design graphic-novel-style pages. The whole things reads continuously from cover to cover.
I’ll have a preview up next week for those of you who need one. For everybody else,
get moving!
