Chapter 16 | Page 7b: Cows for Alarm

Posted on March 13, 2025 by Brad Guigar

Transcript

Evil Inc – March 13, 2025

Panel 1:
(Narration box:)
The following morning finds Angus in North Fairmount, stocking a safehouse at the request of his employer, the Lethal Librarian…

Angus:
Good morning, ma’am.

Mrs. Elliot:
Now I’ve seen everything! A TALKING COW!

Panel 2:
Angus (clears throat):
Ahem—I am a minotaur, ma’am.

Panel 3:
Mrs. Elliot:
Don’t you go stomping around in there! I have Hummels in the china closet!

Panel 4:
Angus (hesitant):
I… don’t… stomp…

Mrs. Elliot:
You’re brown. Does that mean you give chocolate milk?

Panel 5:
Angus:
That’s a myth, ma’am.

Mrs. Elliot:
Ok… So put me down for a quart of regular and a pint of heavy cream.

Panel 6:
(Angus stomps his hoof in frustration, making a loud THUMP sound.)

Angus (shouting):
I AM NOT A COW!

(A small sound comes from the background: Tinkle.)

Panel 7:
Mrs. Elliot (smirking):
If that’s the little girl feeding ducks, you’re in deep manure, bossy.

Dave Kellett Needs Help

Posted on November 6, 2006 by Brad Guigar

Dave Kellett Needs Help

BLC’s Dave Kellett needs your help. He’s moving his daily strip, Sheldon, to http://www.sheldoncomics.com tomorrow.

He’s leaving United Media to go completely independent… which means he needs help spreading the word to as many people as possible. The majority of Sheldon readers currently get the strip via “comics.com/comics/sheldonâ€?, or via United Media’s e-mail delivery. And when the strip moves, these readers won’t have any way of know where the strip went to (Dave tried putting a notice in the strip…it got edited out).

Are you going to let those jerk-offs do that to Dave?

Hell no. Not when fighting them is so danged easy.

Right now, while you’re thinking about it, take two minutes and post this infomation on your Web site, in a forum you visit, or on your personal blog: Dave Kellett’s Shelon is moving to http://www.sheldoncomics.com .

Why are you still reading? Go do that Right Now. When you come back you can read about the cool new site features like:
– Free access to 5+ years of Sheldon strip archives
– Larger-sized Sunday and daily comics
– Faster loading times
– Free daily delivery of Sheldon by e-mail
– Free RSS feed
– Free “Send This Strip to a Friendâ€? feature
– “Jump to a Random Stripâ€? feature
– No pop-up/pop-under ads
– Daily blog
– Direct links to the forum, store, and more
– … basically, everything the strip didn’t have at comics.com