Transcript
Evil Inc – March 13, 2025
Panel 1:
(Narration box:)
The following morning finds Angus in North Fairmount, stocking a safehouse at the request of his employer, the Lethal Librarian…
Angus:
Good morning, ma’am.
Mrs. Elliot:
Now I’ve seen everything! A TALKING COW!
Panel 2:
Angus (clears throat):
Ahem—I am a minotaur, ma’am.
Panel 3:
Mrs. Elliot:
Don’t you go stomping around in there! I have Hummels in the china closet!
Panel 4:
Angus (hesitant):
I… don’t… stomp…
Mrs. Elliot:
You’re brown. Does that mean you give chocolate milk?
Panel 5:
Angus:
That’s a myth, ma’am.
Mrs. Elliot:
Ok… So put me down for a quart of regular and a pint of heavy cream.
Panel 6:
(Angus stomps his hoof in frustration, making a loud THUMP sound.)
Angus (shouting):
I AM NOT A COW!
(A small sound comes from the background: Tinkle.)
Panel 7:
Mrs. Elliot (smirking):
If that’s the little girl feeding ducks, you’re in deep manure, bossy.
2007 Convention Schedule
Wizard Convention has just announced its convention schedule for the next two years. Looking at the calendar, there’s some really good news ahead — especially for everyone who has been trying to get me to come back to Chicago. Wizard finally put a little space between its Chicago convention and Comic Con International!
Here’s a look at Wizard’s schedule:
- Wizard World Los Angeles: March 16-18
- Wizard World Philadelphia: June 15-17
- Wizard World Chicago: August 9-12
- Wizard World Texas: Nov 2-4
- Comic Con International is scheduled for July 26-29.
- Emerald City Comic Con is scheduled for March 31st-April 1st.
- New York Comic Con is February 23-25.
- Baltimore Comic Con is in September.
So this is a good time to ask: Which cons would you like to see me put on my “must attend” list for 2007?
I’m committed to New York Comic Con, Wizard World Philly and Baltimore Comic Con. I’m strongly considering Emerald City Comic Con and Comic Con International. Wizard World Chicago is now officially under consideration. Are there others I should be considering?
