Transcript
Evil Inc – March 13, 2025
Panel 1:
(Narration box:)
The following morning finds Angus in North Fairmount, stocking a safehouse at the request of his employer, the Lethal Librarian…
Angus:
Good morning, ma’am.
Mrs. Elliot:
Now I’ve seen everything! A TALKING COW!
Panel 2:
Angus (clears throat):
Ahem—I am a minotaur, ma’am.
Panel 3:
Mrs. Elliot:
Don’t you go stomping around in there! I have Hummels in the china closet!
Panel 4:
Angus (hesitant):
I… don’t… stomp…
Mrs. Elliot:
You’re brown. Does that mean you give chocolate milk?
Panel 5:
Angus:
That’s a myth, ma’am.
Mrs. Elliot:
Ok… So put me down for a quart of regular and a pint of heavy cream.
Panel 6:
(Angus stomps his hoof in frustration, making a loud THUMP sound.)
Angus (shouting):
I AM NOT A COW!
(A small sound comes from the background: Tinkle.)
Panel 7:
Mrs. Elliot (smirking):
If that’s the little girl feeding ducks, you’re in deep manure, bossy.
‘Peanuts’ Creator Is Third in Annual List of Top-Earning Dead Celebs
Charles Schulz made more money last year than I’ve made my entire life. And he’s dead.
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Editor & Publisher]
“Peanuts” creator Charles M. Schulz is once again in the company of Elvis Presley — and is now joined by Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain.
Schulz usually finishes second in Forbes magazine’s yearly list of the top-earning dead celebrities. But in the sixth-annual ranking released this week, the late cartoonist came in third (his estate made $35 million during the past year), Elvis second ($42 million), and Cobain first ($50 million). Cobain zoomed to the top spot after his widow, Courtney Love, sold a 25% stake in Nirvana’s song catalogue. Read more.
