Panel 1: (Narration box:) The following morning finds Angus in North Fairmount, stocking a safehouse at the request of his employer, the Lethal Librarian…
Angus: Good morning, ma’am.
Mrs. Elliot: Now I’ve seen everything! A TALKING COW!
Panel 2: Angus (clears throat): Ahem—I am a minotaur, ma’am.
Panel 3: Mrs. Elliot: Don’t you go stomping around in there! I have Hummels in the china closet!
Panel 4: Angus (hesitant): I… don’t… stomp…
Mrs. Elliot: You’re brown. Does that mean you give chocolate milk?
Panel 5: Angus: That’s a myth, ma’am.
Mrs. Elliot: Ok… So put me down for a quart of regular and a pint of heavy cream.
Panel 6: (Angus stomps his hoof in frustration, making a loud THUMP sound.)
Angus (shouting): I AM NOT A COW!
(A small sound comes from the background: Tinkle.)
Panel 7: Mrs. Elliot (smirking): If that’s the little girl feeding ducks, you’re in deep manure, bossy.
I originally blogged about a Plastic Man pilot for Cartoon Network back in August. If you remember, I was pointing you to the blog of one of the storyboard artists who had posted some of his work from the project.
It looks as if the pilot — which had been blocked from YouTube — has been cleared. Quick! Take a look before they change their minds!