Catnip is miffed that she’s going to lose her commission due to Cassie Cruz’s new policy. To make matters worse, the superheroes seem to have had advance notice on a number of Evil Inc schemes. Evil Inc has a mole. But who…?
Transcript
Evil Inc – January 30, 2025
by Brad J. Guigar
Panel 1:
(Setting: The Evil Inc breakroom where several villains are gathered. Catnip, a blonde woman in a blue catsuit, stands with her hands on her hips. Miss Match, a red-haired woman in red and orange, is making coffee; Lightning Lady, a blonde in a blue costume; Desdemona, a red-skinned woman in a black and red outfit; Giant Tess, a woman in a green and orange suit; and Count Spurlock, a green-skinned man in a vest.)
Catnip: "Think about it! To be inside the building, Captain Heroic had to know about the Mime’s plans in advance!"
Lightning Lady: "That’s odd. When Dreadshade cracked the safe at Fairmount Bank, he got glitter-bombed!"
Count Spurlock: "I saw. The guy looked like he went down on Shirley Eaton.*"
Caption (bottom): "*You’ve got Google. Look it up."
Panel 2:
Catnip: "And don’t forget what happened when Dr. Patchwork heisted that shipment of arms…"
(Dr. Patchwork stands in front of a group of zombie henchmen with no arms. He opens a crate of weapons.)
Dr. Patchwork: "Damn it! These are just guns!"
Panel 3:
(Catnip raises a finger, looking serious.)
Catnip: "Face it. Someone is leaking information about our clients’ schemes to the superheroes."
Panel 4:
(A flashback scene shows Cassie Cruz, a brunette in glasses and a white blouse, packing up her office at the “Silver Agency,” a superhero placement agency that is now closed.)
Narration box: "And it’s been happening ever since 'Little Miss Silver Agency' took over."
Panel 5:
(Catnip clenches her fist, her expression determined.)
Catnip: "The answer is clear… WE NEED TO GET RID OF CASSIE CRUZ."
Oh... and this is Shirley Eaton.
Andromeda Spaceways In-flight Magazine
Please welcome the newest Sponsor of Evil,
Andromeda Spaceways In-flight Magazine. Each issue of this popular science fiction & fantasy magazine contains over 40,000 words of fiction, articles, interviews, reviews and editorial. Published every 2 months, Andromeda Spaceways is a brilliant and refreshing sci-fi publication.
The stories tend towards the light-hearted — which fits my tastes perfectly.
Issue 25, the current issue, has some fantastic stories. Right out of the box, they hit you with two great ones: “The Mana Bar Kid” and “Knight Wanted.” Both of these tales have great story hooks. The first is a play on the old “kids starving in Africa” line parents give finicky kids at the dinner table. Throw in a matter transporter to actually send the food to those kids — and a stranger at the door — and you have a really quirky story. “Knight Wanted” unfolds as a king holds a 21st-century-style interview for a knight — with a satisfyingly clever twist at the end.
There are other intriguing stories — like “In Walked a Goblin,” “The Old Oxford Charm,” and “The Red Priest’s Vigil” — and you have hours of enjoyable reading. Throw in a colorful features like poetry, reviews, and author biographies and you have hours of enjoyable reading.
Did I mention that it’s only $4 for a
PDF and $6 (+S&H) for a
print copy?
