Transcript
Evil Inc – March 13, 2025
Panel 1:
(Narration box:)
The following morning finds Angus in North Fairmount, stocking a safehouse at the request of his employer, the Lethal Librarian…
Angus:
Good morning, ma’am.
Mrs. Elliot:
Now I’ve seen everything! A TALKING COW!
Panel 2:
Angus (clears throat):
Ahem—I am a minotaur, ma’am.
Panel 3:
Mrs. Elliot:
Don’t you go stomping around in there! I have Hummels in the china closet!
Panel 4:
Angus (hesitant):
I… don’t… stomp…
Mrs. Elliot:
You’re brown. Does that mean you give chocolate milk?
Panel 5:
Angus:
That’s a myth, ma’am.
Mrs. Elliot:
Ok… So put me down for a quart of regular and a pint of heavy cream.
Panel 6:
(Angus stomps his hoof in frustration, making a loud THUMP sound.)
Angus (shouting):
I AM NOT A COW!
(A small sound comes from the background: Tinkle.)
Panel 7:
Mrs. Elliot (smirking):
If that’s the little girl feeding ducks, you’re in deep manure, bossy.
Dave Kellett… on stage
BLC’s
Dave Kellett was part of a awesome comedic play called “Skirts & Flirts.” If you missed that sold-out run, you’re in luck: He’ll be doing two more performances to raise money for an LA-based homeless outreach program called
Food On Foot.
Showtimes are Monday, October 23rd and Tuesday, October 24th at The National Comedy Theatre, 733 Seward St….both at 8 PM. Minimum Donation per ticket is $25 cash or check ONLY (made out to “Food on Foot”).
To book tickets in advance, you can e-mail Dave at dave[AT]davekellett.com, subject “Skirts & Flirts”. But because they’re trying to raise the maximum amount of money for this charity, please make sure you can make it before you book.
PS: HBO will also be coming to the show, scouting for the Aspen Comedy Festival. So if you come, laugh with gusto.
