Chapter 16 | Page 7b: Cows for Alarm

Posted on March 13, 2025 by Brad Guigar

Transcript

Evil Inc – March 13, 2025

Panel 1:
(Narration box:)
The following morning finds Angus in North Fairmount, stocking a safehouse at the request of his employer, the Lethal Librarian…

Angus:
Good morning, ma’am.

Mrs. Elliot:
Now I’ve seen everything! A TALKING COW!

Panel 2:
Angus (clears throat):
Ahem—I am a minotaur, ma’am.

Panel 3:
Mrs. Elliot:
Don’t you go stomping around in there! I have Hummels in the china closet!

Panel 4:
Angus (hesitant):
I… don’t… stomp…

Mrs. Elliot:
You’re brown. Does that mean you give chocolate milk?

Panel 5:
Angus:
That’s a myth, ma’am.

Mrs. Elliot:
Ok… So put me down for a quart of regular and a pint of heavy cream.

Panel 6:
(Angus stomps his hoof in frustration, making a loud THUMP sound.)

Angus (shouting):
I AM NOT A COW!

(A small sound comes from the background: Tinkle.)

Panel 7:
Mrs. Elliot (smirking):
If that’s the little girl feeding ducks, you’re in deep manure, bossy.

Paul Taylor Last Chance

Posted on September 29, 2006 by Brad Guigar

Paul Taylor Fund-Raiser Last Chance

This is the last chance to participate in the auction to benefit Paul Taylor, whose sone was born pre-maturely with serious health problems last month. many of the auctions end today and tomorrow

If you’re not interested in an auction item but would still like to help, feel free to go to http://www.wapsisquare.com and make a donation directly to Paul through his PayPal donation button which appears under the comic on the left-hand side of the screen (look for Monica wearing a “SUPPORT WAPSI” T-shirt).

BLC auctions:

Ugly Hill original art, by Paul Southworth (ends today)

Sheldon original art, by Dave Kellett (ends today)

Original Checkerboard Nightmare art by Kris Straub (ends today)

Evil Inc original art, matted and framed, by Brad Guigar (ends today)

Non-BLC Auctions*

Wapsi Square Guest Strip Art by Danielle Corsetto of Girls With Slingshots. (ends today)

PVP Guest Strip Art by Danielle Corsetto of Girls With Slingshots. (ends today)

The Wotch Trio Enamel Lapel Pins from Robin and Anne of The Wotch. (ends tomorrow)

The Wotch Female Trio Enamel Lapel Pins from Robin and Anne of The Wotch. (ends tomorrow)

* Discalimer: While we’re thrilled to hear that there are lots of people out there that are eager to help Paul during his time of need, we do need to mention that the only auctions that Blank Label Comics can guarantee the validity of are the ones offered by BLC members themselves.