Chapter 16 | Page 7a: The Ballad of Spider Mackenzie

Posted on March 11, 2025 by Brad Guigar

Transcript

Evil Inc, March 11, 2025

Panel 1

(Matt the Henchman and Angus the Minotaur are sitting at a bar. Angus is holding a phone, while matt has a drink in front of him. Angus' phone buzzes with a "boop boop" sound.)

Angus: "ACH! I'm sorry, mate! Duty calls! I'm workin' a gig with The Lethal Librarian!"

Panel 2

Matt (narration panel): "You got picked by the Dewey Decimator?! I'm jealous! I love her tagline!"

Lethal Librarian (a stylish woman with green glasses, a green blazer, and a stern expression, stands pointing.): "You're OVERDUE!"

Panel 3

Angus: "Between you and me, I actually picked her!"
Matt (excitedly): "Geez Louise! How many henches get to pick their own assignments?!"

Panel 4

(Angus smirks while Matt looks on, intrigued.)

Angus: "Only two henches have top-level clearance to access the Master Job Board at Evil Inc...
Angus: "Me, and Spider Mackenzie."

Off-panel voice: "Spider Mackenzie?! He died in that Land Piranha Incident!"

Panel 5

(Matt leans in, skeptical.)

Angus: "Are you sure?!"

Panel 6

(A skeleton, covered in small green piranha-like creatures, sits eerily still.)

Spider: "Oh, I'm certain."

Taylor Fund-Raiser update

Posted on September 25, 2006 by Brad Guigar

Paul Taylor Fund-Raiser Update

Here’s an update on the fund-raiser for Paul. At last count, the total for all of the BLC-affiliated auctions was very close to $3,000. Thanks to everybody who has been bidding!

Some other friends* of Paul have announced auctions of their own to help the Taylors:

Wapsi Square Guest Strip Art by Danielle Corsetto of Girls With Slingshots.

PVP Guest Strip Art by Danielle Corsetto of Girls With Slingshots.

The Wotch Trio Enamel Lapel Pins from Robin and Anne of The Wotch.

The Wotch Female Trio Enamel Lapel Pins from Robin and Anne of The Wotch.

If you’re not interested in an auction item but would still like to help, feel free to go to http://www.wapsisquare.com and make a donation directly to Paul through his PayPal donation button which appears under the comic on the left-hand side of the screen (look for Monica wearing a “SUPPORT WAPSI” T-shirt).

Auction items:

Ugly Hill original art, by Paul Southworth

“>Melonpool original art by Steve Troop

Original PVP cover art by Scott Kurtz

Shortpacked! original art by David Willis

Numbered sketch edition of Schlock Mercenary: Under New Management by Howard Tayler

Original Checkerboard Nightmare art by Kris Straub

Evil Inc original art, matted and framed, by Brad Guigar

Logo, Stationary, Branding Design by Elizabeth Dean

Wapsi Square original art, Golem Girls, by Paul Taylor

Wapsi Square original art, Katherine Gilchrist, by Paul Taylor

Wapsi Square original sketch, Monica, by Paul Taylor

Wapsi Square original art, Shelly with guitar, by Paul Taylor

Wapsi Square original art, Shelly finds hope, by Paul Taylor

Wapsi Square original art, Shelly and Monica jogging, by Paul Taylor

* Discalimer: While we’re thrilled to hear that there are lots of people out there that are eager to help Paul during his time of need, we do need to mention that the only auctions that Blank Label Comics can guarantee the validity of are the ones offered by BLC members themselves.