Transcript
Evil Inc – March 13, 2025
Panel 1:
(Narration box:)
The following morning finds Angus in North Fairmount, stocking a safehouse at the request of his employer, the Lethal Librarian…
Angus:
Good morning, ma’am.
Mrs. Elliot:
Now I’ve seen everything! A TALKING COW!
Panel 2:
Angus (clears throat):
Ahem—I am a minotaur, ma’am.
Panel 3:
Mrs. Elliot:
Don’t you go stomping around in there! I have Hummels in the china closet!
Panel 4:
Angus (hesitant):
I… don’t… stomp…
Mrs. Elliot:
You’re brown. Does that mean you give chocolate milk?
Panel 5:
Angus:
That’s a myth, ma’am.
Mrs. Elliot:
Ok… So put me down for a quart of regular and a pint of heavy cream.
Panel 6:
(Angus stomps his hoof in frustration, making a loud THUMP sound.)
Angus (shouting):
I AM NOT A COW!
(A small sound comes from the background: Tinkle.)
Panel 7:
Mrs. Elliot (smirking):
If that’s the little girl feeding ducks, you’re in deep manure, bossy.
Baltimore Comic Con
I’m going to be appearing at the Baltimore Comic Convention this weekend. Be sure to stop by and say hi to me in Artist’s Alley. I’m at
Table 3. [EDITED! I AM NO LONGER AT TABLE 69!]
I’ll selling and signing copies of the
Evil Inc Annual Report, the
Best of Lightning Lady book, and the
Courting Disaster collection. I’ll also have copies of the
Everything Cartooning Book, my huge cartooning tutorial. And, of course, I’ll be doing convention sketches and selling prints.
Finally, thanks to everyone who made the VILF shirt possible by preordering them, I will have VILF shirts at the convention — T-shirts and Babydoll shirts. (Pre-orders, incidentally, begin shipping this week as well.)
