Chapter 17 | Page 2b: The Ol’ Battle Ax

The #GuigarChristmasCountdown Rolls On

Every day until Christmas, I’m releasing a brand-new holiday single-panel gag — and this year’s batch has already included:

  • Overworked elves

  • Malfunctioning snowmen

  • Questionable reindeer behavior

  • And Santas who are absolutely phoning it in

Next week’s cartoons keep the absurdity rolling. If you’re counting down to Christmas with me… buckle up. We’re not even halfway to the weirdest ones. Catch them on BlueskyPatreon chat, or the Evil Inc Subreddit.

TRANSCRIPT

Panel 1 (Later)
Hailey: “Come on, Rose! This is a big opportunity for me! Just tell me what Cap’s ‘usual’ is!”

Panel 2
Rose (from inside the storage closet): “Fine. He loves chicken soup — extra crackers — and a tall lemonade.”

Panel 3
Rose: “Say… do you think you could open the door now? There’s not much air in here.”

Panel 4
Hailey: “If you look in the corner, you’ll see an old battle ax.”

Panel 5
Hailey: “There’s no battle ax in— Oh.”

Panel 6
SFX: KRAKK

Panel 7
Rose (calmly): “Thank you!”

Baltimore Comic Con

Baltimore Comic Con

I’m going to be appearing at the Baltimore Comic Convention this weekend. Be sure to stop by and say hi to me in Artist’s Alley. I’m at Table 3. [EDITED! I AM NO LONGER AT TABLE 69!]
I’ll selling and signing copies of the Evil Inc Annual Report, the Best of Lightning Lady book, and the Courting Disaster collection. I’ll also have copies of the Everything Cartooning Book, my huge cartooning tutorial. And, of course, I’ll be doing convention sketches and selling prints.

Finally, thanks to everyone who made the VILF shirt possible by preordering them, I will have VILF shirts at the convention — T-shirts and Babydoll shirts. (Pre-orders, incidentally, begin shipping this week as well.)