Transcript
Evil Inc, March 11, 2025
Panel 1
(Matt the Henchman and Angus the Minotaur are sitting at a bar. Angus is holding a phone, while matt has a drink in front of him. Angus' phone buzzes with a "boop boop" sound.)
Angus: "ACH! I'm sorry, mate! Duty calls! I'm workin' a gig with The Lethal Librarian!"
Panel 2
Matt (narration panel): "You got picked by the Dewey Decimator?! I'm jealous! I love her tagline!"
Lethal Librarian (a stylish woman with green glasses, a green blazer, and a stern expression, stands pointing.): "You're OVERDUE!"
Panel 3
Angus: "Between you and me, I actually picked her!"
Matt (excitedly): "Geez Louise! How many henches get to pick their own assignments?!"
Panel 4
(Angus smirks while Matt looks on, intrigued.)
Angus: "Only two henches have top-level clearance to access the Master Job Board at Evil Inc...
Angus: "Me, and Spider Mackenzie."
Off-panel voice: "Spider Mackenzie?! He died in that Land Piranha Incident!"
Panel 5
(Matt leans in, skeptical.)
Angus: "Are you sure?!"
Panel 6
(A skeleton, covered in small green piranha-like creatures, sits eerily still.)
Spider: "Oh, I'm certain."
Courting Disaster
Courting Disaster, my weekly comic about sex, love, and relationships updates every Friday. It’s a lot of fun.
You’ll laugh your pants off. This week’s question:
This probably shouldn’t bother me but it does. I’m a happily married man for over five years, but I just found out that when I met my wife down the Jersey shore, she had a two-week torrid romance with one guy while she was dating another guy the whole time. When I showed up, she told me she was single, we dated, fell in love and are married. I know that it was a long time ago, but should I feel like a stooge for being married to a so-called "shore whore?" When we slept together for the first time, she volunteered it had been "over a year" since she had sex. Now I found out it was only a matter of weeks. Is it normal to feel like an idiot?
