Evil Inc – February 25, 2025
by Brad J. Guigar
Panel 1
(Exterior of an office building, music notes are floating out of a window.)
Caption: The following day...
Panel 2
(Inside the office, Miss Match looks distressed, covering her ears. Lightning Lady is also covering her ears. Through a glass window, Jeremy is seen playing a clarinet for Cassie Cruz, who sits at her desk.)
Miss Match: What’s that horrible noise?!
Panel 3
(Miss Match and Lightning Lady continue covering their ears in agony.)
Miss Match: Jeremy has been playing for Cassie for hours!
Panel 4
(Close-up of Miss Match and Lightning Lady, both wincing from the sound.)
Miss Match: This is terrible!
Lightning Lady: Tell me about it...
Panel 5
(Inside Cassie’s office, Jeremy enthusiastically plays the clarinet, with music notes filling the air. Cassie sits at her desk, looking unimpressed. A cobra in a basket, presumably meant to be charmed, looks just as miserable.)
Lightning Lady (off-panel, in a thought box): Just our luck we got a tone-deaf cobra!
VILF Shirt, PREORDERS!It’s time to get this show on the road! I’ve opened up
preorders for the VILF shirt!
They will be black T-shirts, available in sizes Medium, Large, Extra-Large and Double-X-L.
There is nothing printed on the back or on the sleeves.
I’m also offering a women’s fitted “babydoll” T-shirt in Small, Medium, Large, XL, and 2XL.
If I get enough preorders to justify printing the shirts, I will place the order with the silkscreener and have the shirts printed and then ship them out.
If there are NOT enough preorders to justify a print run, your money will be completely REFUNDED.
All preorders will receive a complimentary Evil Inc desktop wallpaper.
VILF Shirt, PREORDERS!It’s time to get this show on the road! I’ve opened up preorders for the VILF shirt! 
